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things that made laugh today inspite of my duke-lost-to-unc fueled horrible mood:

gchat with courtney-

Court: dude, I will fight her over tyler

me: i will vomit and disown you both.

Court: I won't really marry Tyler- he looks confused too often

me: hahaha

Court: and he is beyon my max height

me: i hate him

Email from my mom this morning:

Hi Ape, What a game. Also, our unc fans here asked me first thing this morning"What do you think of UNC now?" I said i disliked them greatly, and their coach.

gchat sessions- me and michael

Court: http://www.dlisted.com/node/27871 - you may need to sit down before reading this

me: hmmm...i don't know if she's good enough for my michael even if she's won some gold medals...blah, blah, blah

Court: hahaha

he is writing a memior too you know

me: obvi
"to my dearest april...i couldn't have gotten those 8 golds without you

hahaha....i wish!

Court: I heard that that was in fact his dedication word for word

me: it was going to be a secret

oh well- don't tell anyone

Court: I won't -except for TMZ

which I just did

me: damn

Court: sowy

-I promise I'll stop with the Phelps talk soon...maybe.

gchat sessions

Court: what??
lol
is she not a lesbian?

me: dude-she was like the worst lesbian ever

Court: hahaha

Gchat sessions- Dating advice, Batman and bowling

Court: okay, boys should be told that things like bowling and ice-skating and mini golf should not be dates- especially not first, second or third dates

me: YES!!!

Court: that is your time to show off...and the only thing you are showing by going to those places is that you are unoriginal

me: exactly! it just seems so cliche- like some stupid thing you would read in a cheesy dating article- I've being one all those dates- expect ice skating- that would be pure disaster

Court: perhaps we should send around an anonymous note to all mankind

me: yes! To: All Mankind From: Courtney and April Subject: Dates to NEVER repeat oops- it was suppose to be anonymous...From: All Womankind

Court: there you go I was about to say...put our names I think negates the anonymous

me: i think it will be more effective from all womankind- unless there are gals who actually like those dates??

Court: it would well, I think there are girls who would like any date

me: true

Court: in general, or with the right guy and I will say, if christian bale wanted to take me on one of those dates, I would go even with the rage issues

me: mini golf with batman! hot!

Court: too too too hot

me: so the official ruling is boys should not take girls on mini golf, bowling, ice skating etc on the 1st, 2Nd or 3rd date unless however you are a super hot guy- i.e. Christian Bale- then it really doesn't matter.

Court: hahaha, yes and we have another gchat session for the blog

me: i was just thinking that!


Courtney and I are fixing the world one issue at a time. You're welcome world. :)