Sunday, August 17, 2008

Michael Phelps is the new Chuck Norris...


These comments were making me laugh from an article on Gawker. So funny...


Bacon wishes it was as delicious as Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps always sticks the landing.

Michael Phelps is the new black

Michael Phelps brought Mariah Carey back from the brink of insanity.

Michael Phelps knows what happened at the end of The Sopranos.

Michael Phelps single-handedly beat the Russian volleyball team.

Michael Phelps would win Iron Chef with nothing but pool water for his dishes.

Beauty fades, but Michael Phelps is forever.

Michael Phelps would do anything for love--even that.

When Michael Phelps uses a semicolon, it's always correct.

Albus Dumbledore is afraid to say Michael Phelps's name.

Michael Phelps will find Bin Laden.

Michael Phelps ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Michael Phelps can hear you. Even on the internet.

Michael Phelps did that thing in Superman where the Earth's rotation goes into reverse, but not to save Lois Lane; he just wanted Mark Spitz to un-win his seven golds

If you spell Michael Phelps in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Michael Phelps can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Michael Phelps out. It failed miserably.

Michael Phelps does not require water to swim.

Michael Phelps is coming from inside the house!

Michael Phelps told Russia to cut it out and they sort of left Georgia alone.

Michael Phelps is will be Obama's running mate. He'll also be McCain's running mate.


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