Dearest Michael Phelps,

Can you please be on ALL of the TV shows that I like? Or even ones that I don't. I feel certain that you could somehow be written into Gossip Girl or Lost or 30 Rock or any show really. SNL will just not be enough...

xoxo,

April

Love this e-card from Carrie!

gchat sessions- me and michael

Court: http://www.dlisted.com/node/27871 - you may need to sit down before reading this

me: hmmm...i don't know if she's good enough for my michael even if she's won some gold medals...blah, blah, blah

Court: hahaha

he is writing a memior too you know

me: obvi
"to my dearest april...i couldn't have gotten those 8 golds without you

hahaha....i wish!

Court: I heard that that was in fact his dedication word for word

me: it was going to be a secret

oh well- don't tell anyone

Court: I won't -except for TMZ

which I just did

me: damn

Court: sowy

-I promise I'll stop with the Phelps talk soon...maybe.

Love, love, love him!

Michael Phelps is the new Chuck Norris...

These comments were making me laugh from an article on Gawker. So funny...

Bacon wishes it was as delicious as Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps always sticks the landing.

Michael Phelps is the new black

Michael Phelps brought Mariah Carey back from the brink of insanity.

Michael Phelps knows what happened at the end of The Sopranos.

Michael Phelps single-handedly beat the Russian volleyball team.

Michael Phelps would win Iron Chef with nothing but pool water for his dishes.

Beauty fades, but Michael Phelps is forever.

Michael Phelps would do anything for love--even that.

When Michael Phelps uses a semicolon, it's always correct.

Albus Dumbledore is afraid to say Michael Phelps's name.

Michael Phelps will find Bin Laden.

Michael Phelps ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Michael Phelps can hear you. Even on the internet.

Michael Phelps did that thing in Superman where the Earth's rotation goes into reverse, but not to save Lois Lane; he just wanted Mark Spitz to un-win his seven golds

If you spell Michael Phelps in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Michael Phelps can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Michael Phelps out. It failed miserably.

Michael Phelps does not require water to swim.

Michael Phelps is coming from inside the house!

Michael Phelps told Russia to cut it out and they sort of left Georgia alone.

Michael Phelps is will be Obama's running mate. He'll also be McCain's running mate.

by one-hundredth of a second

"Epic. What you did tonight was epic, " Spitz told Phelps."It was epic for the whole world to see how great you are."

-from nbcolympics.com

On a local news show tonight that recaps the Olympics, one of the reporters was talking to a little boy about his hero (and mine!) Michael Phelps.

reporter: 'So Halloween it coming up soon- Who do you want to dress up as?"

little boy: " Um, Michael Phelps."

reporter: " Oh really! What will you wear?"

little boy: "A Michael Phelps suit."

Obvi.

i saw this article today about Mark Spitz, who currently holds the record for most gold medals in one Olympics- 7. his record could ,and probably, will be broken by Michael Phelps. in the article, he complains about not being offically invited to the games, which would have been a nice moment to see the elder athlete "passing the torch" to the next generation but honestly he sounds kind of like a jerk. he says he would have won eight gold medals if there had been an extra event in the year he competed like there is now and that Michael Phelps will probably win the 8 golds because "He's almost identical to me..."

hello giant ego...

oh oh olympics!

i love watching the olympics! it's kind of dorky but it's really fun and exciting. AND the super hot men's swimmers are worth waiting four years to see- especially Michael Phelps. he's just amazing, amazing, amazing.