this is so painfully true

i came across this very funny (and very true) observation about guys Facebook pictures.

although i think the same could definitely be said about girls.

girls facebook pictures are usually:

1. trying to be cute taking a picture of myself

2. out with the girls picture

3. the wedding picture

4. picture with boyfriend or husband

5. picture of or with their kids

5a. preggers picture

6. on vacation bikini picture

7. picture of or with pet

did i miss any??

*isn't this picture SUCH a perfect example??

please excuse the unc-ness but it was just too perfect not to use

i love you because....

Okay, and I can be a testimonial!

"Ever since I started shopping at C.C House of Hotties, I have not spent a single moment alone! The selection of hotties is more vast than any I have seen before! She has all types; from tall, dark and handsome, to short, bowlegged and redheaded. I have had more male attention than I can handle, and it's all thanks to thanks to C.C extroadinary pimping skills. Thank you C. C for your tireless dedication to the finding the cure for a lonely life!"

my friends are the best!

this is from a very long facebook message between me, court and carrie.

(slight edits were made)

"There should be a “It’s not complicated! I’m REALLY SINGLE” status option on Facebook."
- reblogged from Julia Allison

HAHAHAHA!! Totally.

huh...

this was on my facebook today...

{redacted} went from being "it's complicated" to "married."

how exactly does that happen??

seriously...

OMG Facebook!! I get it! I'm old and I don't have a boyfriend or a husband!! Thank you for the daily reminders...geez.