this is so painfully true

i came across this very funny (and very true) observation about guys Facebook pictures.

although i think the same could definitely be said about girls.

girls facebook pictures are usually:

1. trying to be cute taking a picture of myself

2. out with the girls picture

3. the wedding picture

4. picture with boyfriend or husband

5. picture of or with their kids

5a. preggers picture

6. on vacation bikini picture

7. picture of or with pet

did i miss any??

*isn't this picture SUCH a perfect example??

please excuse the unc-ness but it was just too perfect not to use

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things that made laugh today inspite of my duke-lost-to-unc fueled horrible mood:

gchat with courtney-

Court: dude, I will fight her over tyler

me: i will vomit and disown you both.

Court: I won't really marry Tyler- he looks confused too often

me: hahaha

Court: and he is beyon my max height

me: i hate him

Email from my mom this morning:

Hi Ape, What a game. Also, our unc fans here asked me first thing this morning"What do you think of UNC now?" I said i disliked them greatly, and their coach.

beyonce, walgreen's, pepper steak

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i love you because....

Okay, and I can be a testimonial!

"Ever since I started shopping at C.C House of Hotties, I have not spent a single moment alone! The selection of hotties is more vast than any I have seen before! She has all types; from tall, dark and handsome, to short, bowlegged and redheaded. I have had more male attention than I can handle, and it's all thanks to thanks to C.C extroadinary pimping skills. Thank you C. C for your tireless dedication to the finding the cure for a lonely life!"

my friends are the best!

this is from a very long facebook message between me, court and carrie.

(slight edits were made)

If a Disney Princess did a drug intervention...

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All interventions should be like this!

courtney and cupcakes

this is one of my most favorite things Courtney has ever said to me...so funny.

“you’ve learned a valuable lesson: taste your store bought baked goods before bringing them to work, because if they are bad God will punish you in devestating and heart-breaking ways”

i love court.

i bought cupcakes for work today....and will taste them before serving them to my lovely co-workers.

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"New York Presbyterian Hospital." - Alexandra Kotur

"Maternal health." - Christy Turlington

"Amfar." - Carine Roitfeld

"Myself." - Karl Lagerfeld

- when asked which cause they support most for Vanity Fair's Best Dressed List.

From Fashionista.com

gchat sessions

Court: what??
lol
is she not a lesbian?

me: dude-she was like the worst lesbian ever

Court: hahaha

Conversations with my mom

Mom (talking about something random thing): Don't tell anyone.

Me: Okay- I won't add it to thingsmymomtellsme.com