worse pick-up line ever...

actual conversation from last night

random dude: have you ever taken a test?

me: yeah.

random dude: cause i'm a good test to take.

me: wha??

random dude: can i have your number?

me: no.

Learned something new today

GPOYW = Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday! a funny weekly picture of yourself. shot by you or someone else. used by blogger e.g. tumblr. can also be shot on other days, but posted only on wednesdays

apparently this is more of a tumblr thing but whatevs blogspot can do it too.

KITTENS!!

tuesday thoughts

stuff from tuesday...

coldplay live sets on yahoo. reading foggy. cookies at work. talking and laughing with mia. excited to see the vanity fair with miss tina fey on the cover. listening to rush of blood to the head and parachutes. finding super cute shoes at target. duke game tonight against purdue. greg paulus- still makes me sad that he isn't starting but coach k is smarter than i am so i guess it's okay, right?

And i also liked this...

i don’t know why they are like this because they don’t reflect anything in my actual life exactly but they are like wishes, romantic wishes if they had sound

reblogged from Foggy

la lemurs

Got to have a little tour of The Lemur Center today! They are very odd little creatures but it was an interesting way to spend the morning. My job is so fun and random sometimes.

Gchat sessions- Dating advice, Batman and bowling

Court: okay, boys should be told that things like bowling and ice-skating and mini golf should not be dates- especially not first, second or third dates

me: YES!!!

Court: that is your time to show off...and the only thing you are showing by going to those places is that you are unoriginal

me: exactly! it just seems so cliche- like some stupid thing you would read in a cheesy dating article- I've being one all those dates- expect ice skating- that would be pure disaster

Court: perhaps we should send around an anonymous note to all mankind

me: yes! To: All Mankind From: Courtney and April Subject: Dates to NEVER repeat oops- it was suppose to be anonymous...From: All Womankind

Court: there you go I was about to say...put our names I think negates the anonymous

me: i think it will be more effective from all womankind- unless there are gals who actually like those dates??

Court: it would well, I think there are girls who would like any date

me: true

Court: in general, or with the right guy and I will say, if christian bale wanted to take me on one of those dates, I would go even with the rage issues

me: mini golf with batman! hot!

Court: too too too hot

me: so the official ruling is boys should not take girls on mini golf, bowling, ice skating etc on the 1st, 2Nd or 3rd date unless however you are a super hot guy- i.e. Christian Bale- then it really doesn't matter.

Court: hahaha, yes and we have another gchat session for the blog

me: i was just thinking that!


Courtney and I are fixing the world one issue at a time. You're welcome world. :)