go west single gals...

you can't really see this very well but the orange dots represent large populations of single women and the blue dots represent large population of single men.

who knew there were so many single men west of the Mississippi?

(found here)

two things i liked today

1. Covers of "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" theme. I had no idea this would make a nice little folk song. I think the 5th one down is my favorite with the guy and girl in the airport.

2. Gawker noticed that the GOP response to President Obama's speech last night sounded an awful lot like Kenneth the page.

this is why i don't like you JLH...

Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt,

YOU ARE NOT AUDREY HEPBURN!!!

Not even close.

Please for the love of God stop this.

xoxo,

April

oscars!

i love watching the oscars even though i haven't seen many of the nominated movies. i usually try to see all of the best picture movies. so dorky.

this is so painfully true

i came across this very funny (and very true) observation about guys Facebook pictures.

although i think the same could definitely be said about girls.

girls facebook pictures are usually:

1. trying to be cute taking a picture of myself

2. out with the girls picture

3. the wedding picture

4. picture with boyfriend or husband

5. picture of or with their kids

5a. preggers picture

6. on vacation bikini picture

7. picture of or with pet

did i miss any??

*isn't this picture SUCH a perfect example??

please excuse the unc-ness but it was just too perfect not to use

hair inspiration- just call me kate

day 4 of dealing with my new and unexpectedly short hair...

i've been trying to find gals who rock the short(ish) hair and all i could really think of was

Katie Holmes-which didn't really help for some reason

BUT then i remembered Kate Lanphear!

she's obviously super cool and has short hair

she makes me feel alittle better about my do

i have to stop pouting about this, i'm starting to annoy myself

o...m...g...

i have no hair.

sad.com

things that made laugh today inspite of my duke-lost-to-unc fueled horrible mood:

gchat with courtney-

Court: dude, I will fight her over tyler

me: i will vomit and disown you both.

Court: I won't really marry Tyler- he looks confused too often

me: hahaha

Court: and he is beyon my max height

me: i hate him

Email from my mom this morning:

Hi Ape, What a game. Also, our unc fans here asked me first thing this morning"What do you think of UNC now?" I said i disliked them greatly, and their coach.

love ya bitches

found here

my new favorite website...

deezer.com lets you make playlists without downloading.

it's sort of like pandora.com but you can choose the songs.

i was hoping there was something like this out there.

mine is basically a greatest hits of ryan adams and coldplay.

highly recommend it!

*update: okay...so this is a cool site until it kept stopping and going to this porn-ish site. um, not cool. just an fyi if you're listening at work and half naked girls suddenly pop up.*

chop, chop!

I think I will be stealing this haircut in the very near future.

happy (early) valentine's day...

ryan adams style

i would gladly share a heart-shaped pizza with ryan for v-day.

he's releasing an EP of some of his love songs next tuesday.

called...extra cheese.

awesome.

fancy pinatas!

these are so pretty!

seems sad to smash them up

i love liz lemon

my new motto

very good idea

w...t...f?!?!?!?!

"They shouldn't forget this loss," Krzyzewski said. "This is as bad as you can play."

"It was 40 minutes of them dominating," Krzyzewski said. "They just kicked our butts."

Duke 47, Clemson 74

holy crap.

courtney's birthday

cupcakes. streamers. pink. purple. iced tea cocktails. more cupcakes. creepy kids from the secret garden. chinese food. lots of driving.