Thursday, July 31, 2008

i'm kind of excited to see their book coming out in october. can you tell which one is which?


OMG Facebook!! I get it! I'm old and I don't have a boyfriend or a husband!! Thank you for the daily reminders...geez.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

forwards from my aunt

my aunt is all about forwarding emails. everyday at work i get at least one- about some cute story, a scam, something about a boss or how men are stupid. i think she is the only person who actually enjoys these.

Right now, the count is up to 6 but this only 2:45.

This is what she has sent so far...

Sent: Wed 7/30/2008 10:23 AM
Subject: Fw: Victims of overdoses

Sent: Wed 7/30/2008 12:09 PM

Sent: Wed 7/30/2008 1:07 PM
Subject: Fw: Britain's Border Collie "Gin"

Sent: Wed 7/30/2008 2:00 PM
Subject: Fw: Dear Boss

Sent:Wed 7/30/2008 2:11 PM
Subject: Fw: FUNNY

Sent: Wed 7/30/2008 2:28 PM
Subject: Fw: A Present

Needless to say, I have not read ANY of these but my think my favorite was the "Victims of overdoses" one. This is what it said:

I'm sending these graphic pictures of overdose victims not for shock value, but rather in the hope that you will have a frank discussion with friends and family about respecting moderation, understanding limits, and knowing when to just walk away.Remember... This did NOT have to happen...( parental discretion advised)CHEER SOMEONE UP AND PASS IT ON!

It came with 10 pictures!! Just what you want to see at 10:30 in the morning...


"New York Presbyterian Hospital." - Alexandra Kotur

"Maternal health." - Christy Turlington

"Amfar." - Carine Roitfeld

"Myself." - Karl Lagerfeld

- when asked which cause they support most for Vanity Fair's Best Dressed List.


Monday, July 28, 2008

matt's madness

saturday matty and i had a fun little day! shopping, going to my pool (finally!) - where a kid was having their birthday-, cooking, matt booking 2 trips to vegas within about a week of each other and having drinks with aemart. oh and a random guy we met at the bar freaking out and flipping our table over... awesome.

i have several videos from this night...coming soon...

Sunday, July 27, 2008


my awesome (calorie filled) friday night

Friday, July 25, 2008

gchat sessions

Court: what??
is she not a lesbian?

me: dude-she was like the worst lesbian ever

Court: hahaha

gossip girl moment of the day

text from carrie:

'{redacted} definitely moved to san diego with a boy and is working at {redacted} out there and he is working at the bistro'

you know you love me!
xoxo ;)

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Gchat sessions- Dating advice, Batman and bowling

Court: okay, boys should be told that things like bowling and ice-skating and mini golf should not be dates- especially not first, second or third dates

me: YES!!!

Court: that is your time to show off...and the only thing you are showing by going to those places is that you are unoriginal

me: exactly! it just seems so cliche- like some stupid thing you would read in a cheesy dating article- I've being one all those dates- expect ice skating- that would be pure disaster

Court: perhaps we should send around an anonymous note to all mankind

me: yes! To: All Mankind From: Courtney and April Subject: Dates to NEVER repeat oops- it was suppose to be anonymous...From: All Womankind

Court: there you go I was about to say...put our names I think negates the anonymous

me: i think it will be more effective from all womankind- unless there are gals who actually like those dates??

Court: it would well, I think there are girls who would like any date

me: true

Court: in general, or with the right guy and I will say, if christian bale wanted to take me on one of those dates, I would go even with the rage issues

me: mini golf with batman! hot!

Court: too too too hot

me: so the official ruling is boys should not take girls on mini golf, bowling, ice skating etc on the 1st, 2Nd or 3rd date unless however you are a super hot guy- i.e. Christian Bale- then it really doesn't matter.

Court: hahaha, yes and we have another gchat session for the blog

me: i was just thinking that!

Courtney and I are fixing the world one issue at a time. You're welcome world. :)

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Conversations with my mom

Mom (talking about something random thing): Don't tell anyone.

Me: Okay- I won't add it to

Learn as much as you can about country music, and know the basics of NASCAR...

Continuing with the Southern theme...This article- A guide to loving Southern men- made me laugh and wonder why anyone would think to write this. Is there also an article for Northern men? Midwestern men?

Note to self: must learn how to make fried chicken and biscuits.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Do I really need a cookie jar???

This is maybe one of the cutest things ever!! I saw this at Urban Outfitter while I was waiting to see The Dark Knight and seriously considered buying it and lugging it into the theater. Too, too cute!

Southern Belle

This is my favorite episode of MTV's True Life. It's so good and makes me wish I had a crazy super southern accent, which I somehow avoided. Loves it y'all!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

more, more, more...07.15.08

i haven't posted anything in quite awhile...geez...

i was thinking about how many ways of communication i have created for myself- 3 email accounts, a myspace page, a facebook page, g-mail chat, AIM and this blog and also a twitter account ( which i have one whole sentence on and somehow have 3 people following me. weird. i kind of want to use twitter more but none of my friends use it so it kind of defeats the point. mimi would be perfect for twitter since it's basically like the facebook status thing except in more of blog form. she changes her facebook status so much it's like a twitter account.

does anyone else want to do this??? not that we don't have enough to keep up with but what's one more!